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Attorney Douglas Palaschak

P.O. Box 23465, Ventura CA 93002

805-652-0334

FAX: 775-383-7885

dlawyerdude@hotmail.com

Www.lawyerdude.8m.com

Www.groups.yahoo.com/group/the_lawyerdude

Letter #6316

The letter is at www.lawyerdude.8k.com/chris.html where all the links work.


Monday, May 17, 2004

4:28 pm



651 636 2611


Christopher Italiano

and Jessica Holz

 557 12th Ave. NW

New Brighton MN 55112


Dear Nephew Christopher and Jessica,


Congratulations on your triple crown:

1.         Getting married;

2.         Buying a house; and

3.         Moving upward on the career path.


I plan to be at your wedding.


Four paragraphs about living away from home

One things saddens me: you are continuing a trend of children moving away from their parents. I can understand, because the same thing happened to me. There were no good engineering jobs close to Ransom, Illinois, and my dad would not permit me to enter into the farming operation. The biggest regret of my life is that I completely missed the happy times of the childhood of my nephews and siblings. Julie is in Florida now. Mary Jane and Teresa are in Wisconsin. Jerry is in New Orleans. Even when I go back home to Illinois I have no place to land.


Jerry and I are writing a history of growing up on the farm. Jerry remembers many things that Mom told him. He remembers many things that happened when I was gone.


This separation of the family is part of the corporatization of America, but I digress My 2nd job out of college was in Houston. At the time Houston seemed like a fun interesting place for a while. In retrospect I realize that Houston is a center of corporate evil including the home of the elder George Bush.


I am hoping that you will someday find a job in the Milwaukee/ Blue Mound area. I may be projecting my own regrets on to you; On the other hand, I believe that it is my duty to you. I read that the uncles on the mom’s side are traditionally expected to provide mentoring, help, and guidance for the boys. Sorry about that; seems that I failed that - but I only found that fact recently.


Medical Engineering - really good field!

Not much I can say about this. When I was looking years ago I would see ads for Engineers to design bio-medical stuff within driving range of here.


What I am doing lately

            All of my income derives from people who find my webpages and people who know people who found me through my web pages. If you click on “lawyerdude” on Google you will find about 624 pages. There were 750 pages 2 months ago. I had a 635 person Yahoo group but Yahoo whacked me.


            I often work into the night to create a new web page. You can find em all from the links on this page.


Perspective

            On 14 May 1999 the FBI arrested me at my farm home near Ransom. I was then imprisoned for 4 months unable to pay the $half million bail. They extradited me to California where Judge Clark released me on my own recognizance after a while. I won at trial. My closing argument is at http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/5918.html The prosecutor was Eric Bond. He lost at jury trial. It was a glorious trial. Eric Bond is nearing retirement. He is my buddy now. He and Judge Clark (who I have known for 20 years) will be two character references for me before the state bar. I have been disbarred for 8 years. After 5 you can re-apply but I have a problem because they should not have disbarred me in the first place. My disbarment opinions are up on the net and linked well to my other pages.


Word Frequency Analysis

            I enjoy running my briefs (and the briefs of others) through a word frequency counter found at Catherine Ball’s site at this link: http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ballc/webtools/web_freqs.html


Jerry’s 29 page letter to Dad

            Jerry told Dad off in a 29 page letter. 2 months after the FBI picked me up, Mom wrote us out of her will. The local police told her it was “some kind of fraud”. There was no fraud. I simply wrote a petition which I was entitled to do. Some local judges simply did not know the law.


Tell me about your house.

            If you get a chance, please send me an email about your house.


Tell me about your new job

            If you get a chance, please tell me a little about your new job.


I am hoping that you have a plan to escape the 8-5 routine - - but that’s merely my own projection.

            Actually you are better off financially if you are hooked up with a fat corporation - but they are vicious and they often dump people after they have sucked out all their youthful energy.


Remembrance of good times past

            Do you remember when we did the experiment on the ladder going up to the 32 foot level of the corn bin?


It is 5:05. I want to get this to the post office. It closes at 5:30. It is a block from my hillside home overlooking the Pacific ocean.


I urge you to take a drive; See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet. Oh, you don’t remember Dinah Shore.

            I drive across the country to visit my home twice a year now. I really enjoy the drive. I urge you to make that drive soon. If you are near Ventura, look me up. My client Robert the Inventor will take us for a ride in his big boat. And if you get here and forgot my telephone number, just look for “lawyerdude” on the internet. All my pages show my telephone number, address, etc.


Bye for now,

Douglas